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prison vs work..

Thu Sep 20, 2007, 1:26 AM
IN PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .


AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..





IN PRISON

you get three meals a day (free).


AT WORK

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .




IN PRISON

you get time off for good behavior.


AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.






IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..


AT WORK

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .






IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.


AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.






IN PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit.


AT WORK

you can not even speak to your family and friends.






IN PRISON

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.


AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.







Hmm?

Which Sounds Better?


So what are you waiting for.........





Kill your BOSS!!! :evillaugh:

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:iconje-chi:
ahehehe I don't work at the moment but I think its all true!

as they say its an easy life inside prison~

except that..... ang babaho ng kulungan d2 sa pinas!!!! d bale na ang mga consequences ng trabaho basta wag lng makulong sa kulungan sa pinas!!!! :rofl:

mas maganda kung sa america na lng! :lmao:

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:iconzweihander400:
hahahah... oh man... :XD:

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:iconkenjie:
Good point... but in prison (for us guys) it is possible to get our asses get stuffed, if you know what I mean >.< :lmao: yikes.

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:iconprinceoshare:
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O___O like.. y;know.... like umm'' yeah... ummm eeee.e. ewww!!!! waaaa!!! my brian is now dirty... i must clean it... T___T

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:iconkenjie:
:lmao:

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It's she, a dead leaf
who made autumn his life
spring, his eternal rest.

-Kristine "The modern patadyong"
:iconseong-ahn:
aehehehe...npaissip aku..ahehe

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:iconhannsaki:
:plotting: XDDD good thinking kuya:worship:

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:iconmingji:
ikaw tlga ha!!!! :laughing:

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